" The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. "

— Garrison Keillor

" So many books, so little time. "

— Frank Zappa

" We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends! "

— Unknown

" The pain will leave once it has finished teaching you. "

— Unknown

" The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas. "

— Alfred Noyes

" The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, color, and nuance. "

— Arthur Smith