" Having a brother is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there. "

— Unknown

" Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. "

— Unknown

" The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. "

— William Shakespeare

" The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. "

— Garrison Keillor

" To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. "

— Bess Myerson

" I like to think that the moon is there even if I am not looking at it. "

— Albert Einstein