" Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ‘til you pee your pants. "

— Terri Guillemets

" Saturday morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart; and if the heart was young the music issued at the lips. There was cheer in every face and a spring in every step. "

— The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain

" "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." "

— Jim Carrey

" Loneliness expresses the pain of being alone and solitude expresses the glory of being alone. "

— Paul Tillich

" It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them. "

— Confucius

" You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? ‘This our daughter Dottie. And this is our other daughter, Dottie’s sister.’ They should’ve just had you and bought a dog. "

— Me