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"I finally moved out of my parent’s house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room."

- Kate Winslet

October 15, 2024

"Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister, and lord help the sister who comes between me and my man."

- Irving Berlin

October 15, 2024

"We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school."

- Charlotte Gray

October 15, 2024

"You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? ā€˜This our daughter Dottie. And this is our other daughter, Dottie’s sister.’ They should’ve just had you and bought a dog."

- Me

October 15, 2024

"Eleanor Roosevelt once said, ā€œWomen are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!ā€ Well, my dear Sister, no wonder we are looking like an old teabag, we have been in lots of hot water together!"

- Catherine Pulsifer

October 15, 2024

"I’m smiling because we’re sisters. I’m laughing because there’s nothing you can do about it."

- Anonymous

October 15, 2024

"What are sisters for if not to point out the things the rest of the world is too polite to mention."

- Claire Cook

October 15, 2024

"Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five."

- Pam Brown

October 15, 2024

"If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child."

- Linda Sunshine

October 15, 2024

"If you don’t annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don’t love her anymore."

- Pearl Cleage

October 15, 2024

"Sisters examine each other so they can have a map for how they should behave."

- Michael D. Kahn

October 15, 2024

"Nobody fights you like your own sister; nobody else knows the most vulnerable parts of you and will aim for them without mercy."

- Jojo Moyes

October 15, 2024

"Nobody fights you like your own sister; nobody else knows the most vulnerable parts of you and will aim for them without mercy."

- Jojo Moyes

October 15, 2024

"More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good."

- Linda Sunshine

October 15, 2024

"Sister. She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she’s the reason you wish you were an only child."

- Barbara Alpert

October 15, 2024

"A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee."

- Allison M. Lee.

October 15, 2024

"Thank you, my dear sister, for bailing me out when I get into trouble."

- Rica V Gadi

October 15, 2024

"A sister smiles when one tells one’s stories – for she knows where the decoration has been added."

- Chris Montaigne

October 15, 2024

"Never let an angry sister brush your hair."

- Anonymous

October 15, 2024

"I suppose there are sisters that don’t compete. I have never met one."

- Lisa Grunwald

October 15, 2024

"If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she’s wearing your best sweater."

- Pam Brown

October 15, 2024