" Flowers are like friends; They bring color to your world. "

— Unknown

" "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." "

— Mitch Hedberg

" The sun watches what I do, but the moon knows all my secrets. "

— J.M. Wonderland

" True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together. "

— Unknown

" Brothers are like fat thighs—they stick together. "

— Unknown

" Distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It’s for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It’s for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don’t see it nearly enough. "

— Meghan Daum