" "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." "

— Groucho Marx

" The pain will leave once it has finished teaching you. "

— Unknown

" The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. "

— Gwyneth Paltrow

" Loneliness is not being alone, it's the feeling that no one cares. "

— Unknown

" Whatever you are, be a good one. "

— Abraham Lincoln

" "I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." "

— Rodney Dangerfield