" Hurt me with the truth, but never comfort me with a lie. "

— Unknown

" "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." "

— Unknown

" Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace. "

— Buddha

" Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. "

— Unknown

" Apne gum du numaish na kar, Apne naseeb di azmaish na kar, Jo tera hai tere kol khud ayega, Har roz onnu paan di khwaish na kar! "

— Guru Granth sahib ji

" Friendship is so weird...you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them. "

— Unknown