" Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. "

— Unknown

" "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." "

— Charles Lamb

" Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. "

— Mark Twain

" "You can never be overdressed or overeducated." "

— Oscar Wilde

" Farewell, my friend, until we meet again somewhere, somehow. "

— Unknown

" Nobody fights you like your own sister; nobody else knows the most vulnerable parts of you and will aim for them without mercy. "

— Jojo Moyes